Tweet of the DayIllustrated Tweet of the DayMaritza Lugo“I bet the NSA mocks me because 75% of the calls I receive are from my mom.”-@MandiHarris
Tweet of the DayIllustrated Tweet of the DayMaritza Lugo“Nothing spells confidence like 2 third graders pointing at your butt and laughing…” -@kirbylovesstuff
Tweet of the DayIllustrated Tweet of the DayMaritza Lugo“There should be a merit badge just for getting out of bed every day.”- @Sbellelauren
Tweet of the DayIllustrated Tweet of the DayMaritza Lugo“-Siri, do I have any text messages? -No, Carrie. How many times do I have to tell you boys will never text…
Tweet of the DayIllustrated Tweet of the DayMaritza Lugo“This week, a friend got engaged and another told me she’s pregnant. All I did was buy an $8 purse.”-@Girleastlikely2
Tweet of the DayIllustrated Tweet of the DayMaritza Lugo“I drink more water when it’s frozen and surrounded by alcohol. “-@Eagle_Vision
Tweet of the DayIllustrated Tweet of the DayMaritza Lugo“If I put up a pasta shell to my ear will I hear boiling water?”-@TheSummerSimms
Tweet of the DayIllustrated Tweet of The DayMaritza Lugo“What a beautiful day to be spent basking in the gentle glow of my laptop screen…”-@FleurFine
