Five Ways Something Ruined My LifeFive Ways New Year's Eve Ruined My LifeErin Mallory LongNew Year’s Eve (except as depicted in When Harry Met Sally…) is a holiday in which I find more stress than fun….
Five Ways Something Ruined My LifeFive Ways ‘Edward Scissorhands' Ruined My LifeErin Mallory LongWell, we’ve reached my final Christmas movie installment of “Five Ways Something Ruined My Life.” And, yes, we’re landing on Edward Scissorhands….
Five Ways Something Ruined My LifeFive Ways ‘The Simpsons' Christmas Episodes Ruined My LifeErin Mallory LongOne of the first things people learn about me is my love of The Simpsons. I mean, I talk about it in…
ITEM OF THE DAYItem of the Day: Tocca Perfume SetErin Mallory LongI’ve got to admit something. Aside from in middle school when I totally wore Designer Imposters perfume I’ve never really been into perfume….
Five Ways Something Ruined My LifeFive Ways ‘Die Hard' Ruined My LifeErin Mallory LongHere we are at week two of Christmas movies (the first week was Home Alone) and yes, you read that correctly, we…
Ladies Who Made Me Want to Dye My HairErin Mallory LongI never dyed my hair until I was 21. I was going to say I wasn’t allowed to dye my hair but…
Why I’ll Always Have a Paper Journal (And You Should, Too!)Erin Mallory LongIf you told me as a kid that I’d be discouraging someone from emulating Doogie Hoswer, I’d be shocked. I know it…
Five Ways Something Ruined My LifeFive Ways ‘Home Alone' Ruined My LifeErin Mallory LongSince Thanksgiving is over, it’s now time to jump right into Christmas movies here in my corner of the interwebz (that’s what…
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