Why Valentine’s Day Isn’t As Awful As You Think (But Is Still Substantially Awful)Emily HirsheyThere are many things in this life that I hate: war, racism, Anne Geddes babies… In all honesty, I’m far more likely…
Finding Love In A Hopeless Place? Why This Season of ‘The Bachelor' May Actually MatterEmily HirsheySo I’m feeling a little weird right now. You see, it’s three weeks into Season 17 of The Bachelor and everybody knows that’s supposed…
¡Viva La Low Bar! The New Year's Resolutions You Can Actually Keep in 2013Emily HirsheyI’ve never liked New Year’s resolutions. In fact, I sort of think they’re awful. In factier fact, I’d like to lock them…
Keepin’ It Tight On Gravy Night: How To Be A Thanksgiving Girl In A Bandage-Dress WorldEmily HirsheyNever have I had more complicated feelings for a holiday than I do for Thanksgiving. On the one hand, I love my…
Why Choose Between Clever And Racy This Halloween When You Can Have Both?Emily HirsheyMy dear sisterhood, there is plenty of room for growth in the world of clever, slutty costumes, don’t you think? Gone are…
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