SOCIAL STUDIESIt Doesn't Get Better, or Why do I still get zits as an adult?Danielle SchneiderI had a lot of fantasies about what adulthood would be like when I was growing up. I’d have my own place,…
ENTRTNMNTOh Gilmores, Where art Thou?Danielle SchneiderI came late to many things in my life: good manners, sashimi, puberty… But the most important thing I discovered well after…
SOCIAL STUDIESLearn From My Mistakes: I Screwed Up So You Don’t Have ToDanielle SchneiderI am not a genius. My SAT scores and my tendency to always misspell the word “cereal” (which is only spelled correctly…
SOCIAL STUDIESI Made the List…The Terrorist Watch ListDanielle SchneiderWhen most people look at me they see a petite, olive toned girl with a toothy smile and minor case of scoliosis….
HOW TOsKeeping the Spark Alive, or How I Tricked my Man into Loving me LongerDanielle SchneiderI am a married person. That means, according to most lady magazines and male buddy comedies, that I manipulated my now husband…
SOCIAL STUDIESI Got RobbedDanielle SchneiderI got robbed this week. Actually, that’s not quite true. My husband got robbed. I, more importantly, was robbed of my self-esteem….
SOCIAL STUDIESWaiter, There's a Baby in My SoupDanielle SchneiderI was flipping through my eight hundred and fifty television channels the other night only to be disappointed by the lack of…
HOW TOsI Be Buggin'Danielle SchneiderAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! In case you didn’t know, that’s the sound of me screaming in terror. No, I wasn’t being chased by a masked…
