ITEM OF THE DAYItem of the DayCézanne ColvinYou know how some movies are so bad they’re good? Sometimes I see something so unnecessary that I decide it’s necessary. Spoiler:…
ITEM OF THE DAYItem of the DayCézanne ColvinEven though I sort of like being an adult and enjoying all the privileges it has to offer me (like night cream…
Misogynist SoupNOT-SO-SPECIAL BROWNIES, SUFFERIN' FOR SUFFRAGE AND HAVE WE TRIVIALIZED MENTAL ILLNESSES ENOUGH YET?Cézanne ColvinTo make this week’s Misogynist Soup, you will need the following ingredients: UC Berkeley Republican bake sale organizers. Saudi Arabia. The designers…
Notes From The Powder RoomPAY ATTENTION TO ME: The Radioactive Lip Diaries and a Fish Shout-OutCézanne ColvinAs a human of the moderately materialistic variety, I’ve often found it difficult to connect with nature and get on its level….
Notes From The Powder RoomBRIGHT EYES: Not Just a Band I Sort Of Liked in Junior HighCézanne ColvinI used to spend countless depressing hours in my bedroom listening to Bright Eyes when I was younger. Don’t ask. Nowadays, I…
Notes From The Powder RoomSMOOTH OPERATOR: Shiny/Sexy/Smooth Hair is Mine! It's All Happening!Cézanne ColvinWhen I was 10 years old, I had straight hair and I was an absolute creep. At school, I sat directly behind…
SOCIAL STUDIES"I'm Not a Feminist, But…"Cézanne Colvin“As you know in fashion, one day, you’re in, and the next day, you’re out,” Heidi Klum has ominously told the cast…
Misogynist SoupToo Pretty for Homework, Domestic Violence is A-OK and "Finally, a Beer Just for Women"Cézanne ColvinTo make this week’s Misogynist Soup, you will need the following ingredients: J.C. Penney. Crossing my fingers that fashion is this cutting-edge…
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