Nobody Likes A Drunk (Lady)Amy FosterLast week, we all had a good old laugh here at The Heatley Cliff watching Saturday Night Live. Universally, Weekend Update is…
The Heatley Cliff10 Ways To Know You Are In Love (For Sure)Amy FosterToday, in honor of being on my honeymoon with the love of my life, I felt compelled to compile this list. The…
The Heatley CliffLife B.S. (Before Starbucks)Amy FosterFriends, cast your mind far, far back, into the distant past… before Starbucks. Can you remember this time? Some of you might…
The Heatley CliffStingy Jack, Soul Cakes and All Saints: The Truth About HalloweenAmy FosterHalloween is my absolute favorite holiday, and we go all out here at the Heatley Cliff. The entire manor is decorated from…
The Heatley CliffWe Mourn Like FingerprintsAmy FosterThere was a death in the family on my wedding day. Although I had prayed to the wedding gods concerning several things…
The Heatley CliffA Prayer To The Wedding Gods…Amy FosterAs my upcoming nuptials approach, I beseech you, the Wedding Gods, for divine intervention so that I, the bride to be, don’t…
The Heatley CliffWhy I Will Always Be A Girl Scout (Even Though I Never Was One)Amy FosterHere at the Heatley Cliff, we love a good uniform. We also love themes and categories and personal challenges. This is why…
The Heatley Cliff"Why Are You In Such A Bad Mood?"Amy FosterThere are few phrases in the English language that can take me from 0 to 60 in under 2 seconds. Luckily, I…
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