5 Things That Real Adults DoAli AshbakerAge is just a number, they say. And by they, I mean 14-year-old girls who are trying to convince anyone over 25…
Universal Rules That You Should BreakAli AshbakerIn general, I would consider myself a rule follower. When I was 9, I was pulled over by a cop (with lights…
How To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is A ScrubAli AshbakerI miss Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Lopez on a bi-weekly basis. About twice a week, the song “No Scrubs” plays during one of…
Are You Socially Awkward? Take This Quiz And Find Out!Ali AshbakerAre you socially awkward? Let’s find out! 1. You are getting your hair cut and you notice that the stylist isn’t doing…
How To Overcome The Post-Olympic BluesAli AshbakerAs soon as it began, it was over. The Olympics have become the NOlympics and I have the Post-Olympic Blues in a…
What Your Pizza Style Says About YouAli AshbakerI don’t even need to check my mood ring to know how I feel about pizza. It’s been a constant source of…
I Should Not Be Reviewing Movies6 Super Powers That Don't Exist, But ShouldAli AshbakerSuperheroes are so hot right now. You’ve got Spiderman and Batman on nearly every billboard in sight and last weekend, San Diego’s…
I Should Not Be Reviewing MoviesWhipped Cream and Spray Tans: Katy Perry's Part of Me and Magic MikeAli AshbakerThis week was a big week for movies. Especially if you are a tween, a gay man or an quarter-aged lady like…
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