Open Letters

An Open Letter to the Girls Who Won the Google Science Fair

Dear Girls Who Won the Google Science Fair,

When I was in 8th grade, I wrote the following in my Lisa Frank diary:

“I love science. When I grow up I want to be a scientist of some sort. Maybe an astronomer.”

And then I talked about how it would be cool to be an FBI agent but maybe also a movie star and then I transitioned into several paragraphs about how I still had a crush on some boy named Ryan even if I told myself I didn’t because I so totally did. However, the important takeaway here is that I love science.

I am not a scientist, of course, but you are! Shree, Naomi and Lauren: all three of you are scientists and even better, you are like modern day lady Doogie Howsers (are you too young for this reference? Probably) because you are under the age of twenty and each of you dominated your respective age groups in the first ever Google Science Fair. Let it be known that you were the only three winners, that you are all girls and most importantly, you are three totally awesome chicks under the age of twenty won their categories in the first ever Google Science Fair. If that’s not a prime example of some serious girl power then I still have a crush on Ryan. (I don’t. No, seriously, I don’t. This isn’t like that time I wrote in my diary and said that if I said I didn’t have a crush on him, I really did, okay? I think he’s married now, anyway).

Shree, Naomi and Lauren, you are three awesome chicks and an inspiration to us all. I think if I were writing in my diary tomorrow (tomorrow = what I wrote last night) then I would say (did say) something like this:

“I love science. When I grow up I want to be a scientist of some sort. Maybe I’ll be like Shree and study a chemotherapy drug for women with ovarian cancer. Or I’ll be like Naomi and study the effects of air quality on lungs. Or I will be just like Lauren and try to find out if marinades reduce the amount of cancer-causing compounds produced by grilling meat. And maybe I’ll win a science fair and inspire girls and women all over the world.”

Humble Regards,

Stamos

Featured Image via First-Place Sweep by American Girls at First Google Science Fair on NYT.com

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