Fake It 'Til You Make It How to Fool People Into Thinking You Know Your Baseball Becky Flaum

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The thrill of the grass, the roar of the crowd, it can mean only one thing! It’s baseball time in America and you’re bound to have to talk about it. Whether your home team is awesome or terrible, people on trains and elevators will make small talk about it and bar TVs will have a constant stream of it playing in the background. You might even lose a significant other to the game for the season.

Besides knowing that there’s no crying in baseball, here are 8 things to remember that will help you manage most baseball fans and impress even the most knowledgeable of baseball geeks.

1. Take me out to the ballgame

Go to a game or watch one on TV. Since there are 30 Major League Baseball teams all playing on any given day, chances are there’s probably a game on right this very minute. Pay attention and listen to the commentators.  If you live in a city with a major league team, go out to a game. There are some great stadiums out there. Fenway Park and Wrigley Field are some old classics, but San Francisco’s AT&T Park and Pittsburgh’s PNC Park have some stunning views.

You may live somewhere with a Triple A Minor League team like the Savannah Sand Gnats or the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs. These teams are “farm teams” for the majors, which means you get to see the stars of tomorrow before the head up to the big time. Watching a few games is the best way to get to know the sport. But to be honest, the basic rules are pretty easy (we’ll get to the that); the real test is remembering names of players on all those major league teams.

2. Take me out to the crowd

If there are 30 teams and up to 25 guys on each team’s active roster, that’s a ton of players to know about. Start by knowing one guy from each team or a couple of guys from your home team. Here are a few boys of summer whose names you should absolutely be familiar with for the 2014 season: Derek Jeter, short stop (Yankees),; Hanley Ramirez, short stop (Los Angeles Dodgers); Prince Fielder, first base (Texas Rangers); Ryan Braun, right field (Milwaukee Brewers); David Ortiz, third base (Boston Red Sox); Cliff Lee, pitcher (Philadelphia Phillies); Mike Trout, center field (Los Angeles Angels) and Miguel Cabrera, first base (Detroit Tigers).

3. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks

When you go to the game eat the food, it’s part of the experience! My mother hates baseball but loves a good hotdog and beer. Forgo your healthy eating for one afternoon and get a hotdog, get a beer or soda, enjoy the whole baseball game package. If a meat isn’t your thing, peanuts and crackerjacks are classics and will do the job just fine.  With foodies invading every corner of culture, some parks offer newer takes on the old classics like the mac and cheese dogs at Camden Yards in Baltimore or the carne asada fries at Petco Field in San Diego. Or at places like Safeco Field in Seattle, you can go completely outside the box and get world-class sushi.

4. I don’t care if I ever get back

A baseball game consists of nine innings played without a clock. That means that a normal game can last up to three or four hours…and that’s a fast game. If the score is tied at the end of the ninth inning, you go into extra innings. The longest recorded baseball game by innings was a 26-inning game back in 1920. The longest game by time was a 7 hour and 14 minute game played between the St. Louis Cardinals and New York Mets in 1974 that lasted 25 innings.

5. Root, root, root for the home team…

Unless you already have a team that you love. If so, by all means stick with them, I’m very much in favor of team loyalty (I am a Cubs fan, after all), but it’s easy to gain knowledge about a team that is always in the local news, radio and papers. The roster will become familiar and you’ll know tons about the star players. Plus, it is always fun to go to the games when your favorite team is the home team. Trust me, rooting for the away team in places like New York is no fun… especially if you’re a Red Sox fan. Right now  I live 10 minutes from Dodger Stadium in LA and as much as I love my Cubbies, it’s hard not to become a Dodger aficionado. If I do fall to the Big Blue, I will justify it by saying that they USED to be in Brooklyn, NY, where I lived for 11 years. Of course, the Dodgers haven’t been in Brooklyn since the 1950s, but that isn’t important.

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  1. I loved this article! I’m a huge baseball fan in a family of brothers that only watch hockey, football & basketball. Thankfully I’ve been able to get my sisters into heading to the Ravine every year. Thanks for the read!

  2. This article is insulting.

    • I agree, and some of the facts are wrong. David Ortiz is a designated hitter and when he plays a National League team, he’s 1st base, NEVER 3rd…

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