5 Halloween Costumes For Meeting Your New BFFDanielle Hampton

Okay, let me first preface this by saying that this post is for you if you’ve ever had trouble making new girlfriends in your adult life. In my 29 years, I’ve been incredibly lucky to be surrounded by some of the most amazing ladies on the planet, but even so, I love meeting new people with the possibility of making a new friend here or there. The problem, though, is that I think I’m kind of weird. My darling husband likes to call it borderline snobby (whatever, Hank), but I definitely feel strongly about a few things needing to click with potential new friends. I mean, hello, I’m not 12 anymore. I feel like I can be picky at this point. So if we meet and we have nothing in common outside of the fact that we’re both women and think Ryan Gosling is hot,  I think it’s a fair assumption to say we probably won’t become BFF anytime soon (although love for Ryan G can be a bonding point). However, that’s not to discount the whole opposites attract thing – I have quite a few friends who are nothing like me – but for the sake of this column, let’s just say we’re looking for our bff soulmate… you know, the whole “OMG, ME TOO” friend. The peanut butter and jelly, sister soulmate, the where-ya-been-all-my-life kinda deal.

These five Halloween costumes are made for meeting your new best friend.  On Halloween night, if someone recognizes you to be one of these five people, you can consider it friend love at first sight. For real.

1. Sylvia Plath.

Here’s what you do: take a cardboard box and make it look like an oven, some way, some how. Stick in on your head. Wear a mid-century vintage dress and carry around a notebook and pencil.  Look worried and over-analytical most of the night. Say things like, “As amid the hectic music and cocktail talk, she hears the caustic ticking of the clock.” Warning: you may end up not even getting a chance to meet new, awesome, literary gal pals because weirdo Lit. major dudes won’t be able to get over your “super amazing, inspiring and somehow sexy” costume. I may or may not know this from experience.

2. Claudia Kishi.

Yes, from The Baby-sitters Club.  This fabulously eccentric 13-year-old is pretty much the definition of cool. Think artsy, think funky. For my own personal version of C.K., I’d most likely wear a crop top with a vest over it. The vest would absolutely have to have some sort of DIY element to it though – buttons sewn on haphazardly or maybe even some paint. I’d pair it with some longer shorts and Docs with colored laces. If you don’t have long black hair you’d need a wig, but you’d definitely want to do it in one of her signature styles – either a long side braid or messy bun. I’d also probably bring along an old school ’80s rotary phone (hello, she was the only girl who had her own line), stuff my pockets with candy and wear a “BSC” button on my lapel. You never know, maybe your future best friend is out there, figuring out just how exactly to convey her inner BSC-member self, Stacey McGill.

3. Angela Chase.

My So-Called Life was the show of my adolescence. It was unfortunately short-lived, but even in its brief lifespan it made a huge impact on me. I can remember every episode with such clarity, and outside of the show’s obvious crush-worthy character Jordan Catalano, Angela Chase completely won me over with her painfully awkward, self-aware teenage naivety, who I could without a doubt relate to. Growing up, I had my very own Jordans, Rayannes and Rickies, and even now, I always feel an immediate kinship with anyone who shares my love of this series. So dressing like Angela Chase for Halloween seems like an easy choice. Choosing which Angela look to go with is simple, too – in my mind, I always picture her in one particular look she wore in a lot of the promo photos. A red flannel dress, with a cream sweater with green and mustard yellow sleeves, tights, Docs and a red Jansport backpack. Her signature red bob is key too.

4. Kurt Cobain – but specifically Kurt Cobain from his Unplugged in New York appearance.

Sure, you’re probably a girl. But there’s no reason you can’t switch it up for one night. And I guarantee you once you slip on that green mohair, angora-yarn vintage sweater that you’ll hopefully find at a thrift store, you’ll never want to take it off. Cardigan, raggedy tee underneath, thifted gray-ish pants and generic sneakers complete the look. Top it off with an acoustic guitar and you’re set. Bonus for greasy hair, bloodshot eyes and a scratchy voice. The sweater is the dead giveaway though, and anyone who recognizes that gets one hundred extra friend points in my book.

5. Viola Swamp.

There’s one particular vintage children’s book that a few of my friends and I consider to be the coolest kid’s book of all time – Miss Nelson Is Missing!  The book’s premise is all about this very sweet teacher who decides to pretend she’s gone missing so her unruly students appreciate her more once they’re at the mercy of a mean substitute teacher.  Ms. Nelson is tired of being walked all over, so she disguises herself as Ms. Viola Swamp, the meanest, scariest sub in all of the land. To achieve Miss Swamp’s signature look, you’d need a black, puffy wig, possibly a fake, crooked nose and lots of pink blush.  A simple black, short-sleeved dress will do, just be sure to wear green striped tights and clunky black shoes. To top off the look, I’d probably carry around a ruler and a gradebook.

So there you have it, five Halloween costumes for a rad gal who wants to meet other rad gals.  I am certain that anyone who would recognize any of these looks would be my kinda friend. These are my five. What are yours?  I’d love to hear about it in the comments below.

 

Happy Halloween!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1176710169 Kimberly Humphries

    I love the Sylvia Plath idea – definitely doing it!

    • http://sometimessweet.com Danielle Hampton

      Send pics please!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=25006491 Kristina Dorsett

    My aunt, a kindergarten teacher, dresses as Viola Swamp every year for Halloween. I love that it made the BFF cut.

    • http://sometimessweet.com Danielle Hampton

      Yes! I love your Aunt! My new BFF!

  • http://carrie-murphy.com/ Carrie Murphy

    seriously laughing at the sylvia plath thing. is it funny to non-literary types? i dont know!

    • http://sometimessweet.com Danielle Hampton

      I don’t know either, but it’s funny to US…and that’s what matters! ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=578787654 Corinne Paige Rampton

    Could I add one more to that list? Tess Winehaus from Drop Dead Gorgeous….the hilariously oblivious character who loves her dog and has a ball of twine on top of her head. I’m 99.9% sure I’m going to be her for Halloween this year.

    • http://sometimessweet.com Danielle Hampton

      Amazing! And like I said to the commenter above- pics please!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241992721 Crystal Hughes

      Drop Dead Gorgeous! If I seen someone dressed as one of the characters from that movie I would flip!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=742372782 Shawna Dandois

    Love all the ideas, but I have to say, reading the Claudia costume idea took me back. I’d forgotten how much I loved her character when I was growing up. :-)

    • http://sometimessweet.com Danielle Hampton

      I feel like my group of girlfriends and I should all be different BSC members. So rad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lorianneamos Lori Amos

    I love the Kurt Cobain idea!

    • http://sometimessweet.com Danielle Hampton

      Right?! God I love him. Especially in that sweater.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kciccolini Katie Ciccolini

    I think I love you.

    • http://sometimessweet.com Danielle Hampton

      And I bet I love YOU!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241992721 Crystal Hughes

    Love the BSC and Viola Swamp ideas! Drop Dead Fred would be a good one!

  • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.jaquez Melissa Jaquez

    I remember being scared of getting a teacher like Viola Swamp as a kid….and of course my second grade teacher dressed up as her for Halloween.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=537675418 Mandie Mohrlock

    My ‘potential costume’ list this year has been ever changing, but my BFF and I are bound to find each other if I dress as one of these: Ms. Frizzle, Max Fischer, Luna Lovegood or Riff Randall (or maybe just any Ramone would work). WHERE ARE YOU LONG LOST BFF?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/molly.halloran Molly M. Halloran

    Extra points if you dress up as someone totally obscure and unrecognizable and your new, as yet unknown, best friend recognizes who you are supposed to be. Instant soulmates.
    http://www.curiousvisions.blogspot.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/misswhitneyvanlaningham Whitney Van Laningham

    I was already planning on being Kurt this year :) Let’s be best friends, duh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/megan.harper Megan Harper

    No joke, I’m terrified of Sylvia Plath. I had a dream where she chased me around and tried to make me put my head in an oven just like she did. She grew 30 feet tall and her arms grew all long like Freddy Kreuger’s did in the first Nightmare on Elm Street. She’s a good author, but she scares the hell out of me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kjshapiro Kate Shapiro

    haha these are awesome! And know what’s sad? If I dressed as any of these, none of my BFFs would know who the heck I was :( . I’m really tempted to be Sylvia Plath. Buuut Kurt is a pretty close runner up…. :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=812828503 Alison Mclean

    haha if only I had my wardrobe from middle school- I WAS Angela Chase, in fact a friend used to tease me by calling me “my so-called”. Oh middle school humor, sadly none of my friends now would get it :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=536385506 Deidre Brill

    I love how on the Halloweeen ep of MSCL, Angela’s little sister dressed up as Angela for trick-or-treating. While I’m sure no one outside of her family and Brian C got who she was, homegirl was totally paving the way for this very post!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=868805084 Jodi Styner

    Ha! I went as Kristy Thomas when I was 9. I really wanted to be Claudia (my favorite!), but I hadn’t figured out wigs yet, and secretly I was probably feeling a little unworthy of copying her awesomeness. Kristy was safe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/malavej Jessica Malavé

    I’d love to see pictures of the Sylvia Plath costume.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514370551 Haley Tyson

    L o v e d Miss Nelson is Missing as a kiddo! I still love it! Now I totally want to dress up like that for Halloween. So amazing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=638937272 Pam Shaw Miller

    Angela Chase – sigh! SO unfortunate the series was only one season long. The Sylvia Plath one is hysterical!

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