Champagne Problems

2012 is your year. (And, if not then it was last year)

Pickle heads. Here it is, your new three-hundred and something days to make up for everything you couldn’t quite wrap your head around last year. And you know what? That’s like, totes alright with me, because I am more than happy to give this year another go in dream land.

Sure, I meant to aim higher when it came to men. Sure, I saw myself traveling far and wide wearing all white n’ junk talking about paella with the spicy shrimp and mussels and sure, I saw myself cutting back on wine and opting for organic, but I am no perfect human and I sure as junk ain’t going to beat myself up over spilled Sangiovese.

Lend an ear. 2012 is another chance to spring forward those fresh ideas that held you back in the old 365 prior. Now, you can go out (at least for the next thirty days or so, ’til you hang up your NYE resolution shoes) and try and be something above and beyond your normal, everyday, wicked-fab self. But, how does one do so? By just risking, I think.  That’s right, risking.

Everything that you have worked hard to be in the last years, put it all on the line this year and challenge it, tigress style. Take a chance on something you are deathly afraid of and reap the consequences like a true-blue HelloGiggler. Why not, dude? That’s, like, exactly what Bonnie would have done when dealing with Clyde. And though you aren’t much of the stealin’ type, I know you well enough to see you just straight ADORE Faye Dunaway and would do anything to wear a sassy beret or risk. (Also, I’ve been mad wrong before and sometimes I don’t make a lot of sense.)

Go get ’em. ‘Growl.

Featured image via Alice Dison Video is not exclusive to HelloGiggles

  • Jc Coccoli


  • Jc Coccoli

    You write great posts, FYI

  • Jc Coccoli

    Dude, thanks SO much for saying that I try

  • Jc Coccoli

    I agree, it’s like you are in my brain being pretty and funny

  • Jc Coccoli

    Wow, thanks you guys don’t have to say that. I am just being true to who I am is all

  • Amy Addington

    I don’t want to interup your inner monologue…. but I do love your posts…..and I would love to know what number 4 was. :)

  • Amy Addington

    I don’t want to interrupt your inner monologue…. but I do love your posts…..and I would love to know what number 4 was. :)

  • Heather Harshbarger

    I am in the midst of watching all, yes ALL, of the videos you have posted on HelloGiggles and I have to say that I just adore you. Friggin’ awesome, lady, just awesome! I have shared both of your pieces on Mean Girls and Girl Bashing because 1) it’s real and relevant no matter what age you are 2) you say what needs to be said in a very matter-of-fact manner and 3) your pieces are still endearing and funny, which will hopefully make it easier for all us ladies to take to heart. Thanks for all your doing and I do hope 2012 is turning out to be full of safe driving, friend loving, thing happening, and mf’ing DOWNTON ABBEY.

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