20 Things Ke$ha Could Have Sex With For InspirationSteven Folkins

Ke$ha is out hustling her new album, Warrior, and she recently revealed to Ryan Seacrest on his morning show that she had sex with a ghost. “I also have this song called ‘Supernatural’. It’s about experiences with the supernatural, but in a sexy way. I had a couple experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”

Pretty sexy if you ask me. Why wouldn’t you write a song about it? As a writer, if I had an experience like that (in a sexy way, obviously), I would feel obligated to write about it.

I am generally skeptical about the whole ghost thing (sorry, believers!), but I have seen Ke$ha in concert and I don’t doubt that she had this sexy experience. I mean, she told Ryan (we’re on a first name basis), “The theme of this record is magic. I went on a spirit journey by myself. No security guard. No managers. I just went around the world and lived on a boat.” I wonder if she and the ghost had sex on a boat? Did she use candles? Did she play a little Barry White or go for that modern sex music and play The Weeknd? Will she fly solo around the world channeling Amelia Earhart next? The real question we’re faced with is what is Ke$ha going to have sex with next. It’s quite possible that she will need to up the sexy factor when she starts to think about writing her next album.

I put together a list (in a sexy way of course) of things Ke$ha could have sex with for inspiration when writing her followup to Warrior.

  • Bessie
  • The Anaconda from the movie Anaconda
  • Bigfoot
  • Chupacabra
  • Bloody Mary
  • The Seven Dwarves
  • A Keebler Elf
  • Incubus (the band, not the Male night-demon)
  • The Loch Ness Monster
  • Montauk Monster
  • A Unicorn
  • Charlize Theron
  • Spring Heeled Jack or that creature from Jeepers Creepers
  • Hellhounds
  • Jersey Devil (not Snooki)
  • Kraken
  • Mothman
  • Yeti
  • The Lucky Charms Leprechaun
  • A mermaid
  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8802797 Lauren Nelson

    I seem to remember this story of ghost sex being said by Anna Nicole Smirh, years ago. Yawn, Ke$ha

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=289400654 Philippa Claire MacDuff

    “Incubus (the band, not the Male night-demon)”
    NOOOO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=678288288 Tiffany Suzanne Montgomery

    “The Anaconda from the movie Anaconda”

    Yes. haha

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=678288288 Tiffany Suzanne Montgomery

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