Kicking It Old-School20 Things ‘90s Kids Actually Ate For LunchGina Vaynshteyn

When you were a kid, you had two favorite times of the day: lunch, and when the bell rang at 3:30pm. Lunch was pretty special though, even if you were stuck at school. Lunch time led to the grand unveiling of what your mom or dad packed you in your Hercules lunch box.

If you were a child of the ’90s, chances are, it was probably garbage. Sweet, delicious garbage. These days, my sister-in-law packs organic granola bars and sliced gala apples for my niece and nephew, but I remember my dad throwing whatever I had picked out at the grocery store into my backpack, and that was totally normal. In fact, if your lunch box *didn’t* contain at least one or two completely processed snacks, you were probably looked down upon. Like, who do you think you are, not bringing a bag of fruit snacks laden with red dye no. 6 to school?

The best part about ’90s snacks, was that most of them were designed to be some sort of activity for us. We were constantly “making” our own pizzas, or wearing chips on our fingers. Although we probably grew out of most of these treats (I said probably!), we can still reminisce, right? See if you can remember finding some of these technically edible gems in your lunch box:

1. Lunchables

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Lunchables gave you the culinary ingenuity to do whatever you wanted with your ingredients. Stack your crackers, cheese, and deli meat up like a leaning tower of junk food, make pizzas out of fudge and M&Ms, shove Reese’s in your mini burgers — the options were infinite.

2. Sprinkl’ins Yogurt

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Sprinkl’ins offered you the opportunity to show your parents you could eat healthy by consuming “yogurt.” Also, you got to mix in a surprise variety of sprinkles or powder every single time!

3. Nilla Wafers

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For some reason, you always fooled yourself into thinking these were delicious, when in reality, Nilla Wafers are just tasteless, vanilla-scented pucks.

4. Ritz Bits

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Crackers with peanut-butter or cheese? GENIUS.

5. Bologna and Kraft American cheese sandwich

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Nitrites be damned. This sandwich was everything.

6. Fruit Rolls Ups

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Fruit Rolls Ups were like sheets of strawberry-flavored plastic, but you could artistically express yourself with them by making strawberry plastic pizzas and tie-dye hearts.

7. Bugles

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Placing bugles on our fingers and curling our hands at friends like we were witches was the only proper way to consume Bugles.

8. Handi-Snacks

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I’m still not sure why we needed a red wand to make cheese and cracker sandwiches.

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  • TMona

    Why is the stuff specifically called “90’s” food? Do people not eat this stuff anymore or is all of it discontinued? People act like that the 90’s was sooooooo long ago, as if were just Jurassic or something lmao

  • Katie Sander

    I still eat these things what are they talkin about?

    • TMona

      EXACTLY! THANK YOU!! Lol

  • Mikaila

    What about fruitopia?! I used to get one of those and sour punch straws from the corner store whenever I had money!

  • thereddiva80

    OMG Shark Bites <3

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1058773549 Shirley Symon

    Loved them all and I haven’t grown up yet because I still pack these in my bag all the time. What ones that are still available.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=25814562 Kate Lyn

    rainbow chip frosting (see #10 solution) has been discontinued. sign the petition to get betty crocker to bring it back!!

    https://www.change.org/petitions/betty-crocker-please-bring-back-rainbow-chip-frosting#share

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15103027 Dani Shapiro

    Hahahaha. I thought I was the only one!

    I had a potentially unhealthy obsession with Harriet the Spy after I read the book/saw the movie (I mean, I had my own spy belt), and I ate mayo/tomato (+a pound of salt, probably) sandwiches for lunch everyday for the better part of a year.

    I couldn’t eat another tomato until I was 23.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000539202833 Brandon Webb

    No wonder diabetis is so common in our generation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513664344 Brandon Krebs

    That’s weird. I was able to remember Dunkaroos weren’t that great for around 3 bucks at a Dollar General in the middle of the US.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1407798226 Justus Night-Hawk Lindsey

    Im disgusted by the lack of snack packs

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1457790095 Jenna Marie

    UNCRUSTABLES!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1306436140 Nina Mitchell

    Koala Yummies!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1306436140 Nina Mitchell

    Kudos bars!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=504314780 Ryan Fitzpatrick

    Sodalicious candy!! They were my love in elementary

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=568065582 Peder Johnsen

    Being Norwegian my lunch usually looked something like this:
    http://www.seniorliv.no/sites/default/files/Til%20rammesak%20matpakke%20bredde.JPG

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1047090072 Kaylah Davis

    Go-Gurt, Surge, Mini M&Ms, Butterfinger BB’s, Fruitopia, Trix Yogurt, Dizzy Grizzlies, Amazin’ Fruit, Orbitz drinks, Push Pop, Fun Dip, Wonder Ball, Ring Pop, Fruit String Thing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=584462475 Trevor Williams

      And Cheese Nips… Not Cheez-Its but CHEESE NIPS!!!!!! Also on the juice line…. NO LOVE FOR MONDOS? :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=519802645 Sarah Moreland

    Have you tried the Birthday Cake Oreos (vanilla cookie with funfetti filling)? They taste DANGEROUSLY close to dunkaroos. Of course you don’t get to dunk the cookies on your own, but they’re still delicious. Just putting that out there…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508537175 Chelsea Schlicht

    You left out Chef Boyardee! I ate SO much of that stuff

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=21308239 Ashley Truett

    Nilla Wafers and Nutella are absolutely worth trying, even as an adult! I am strickly not allowed to buy these two at the same time as I will eat the entire box and jar in one sitting!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=21308239 Ashley Truett

    GOGURT WAS AN ESSENTIAL!

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