15 Animals We All Want To Squeeze

According to Popular Science, cute, fluffy things frustrate us so much that we want to squeeze them. Scientists reason that when we see something cute, we initially want to take care of it. However, we get kind of aggressive when we realize we physically are not able to. Either that, or we just have too many positive emotions to handle, so we turn that energy into aggressiveness.

Either way, we all love cute animals and usually we feel the need to squeeze them for one reason or another. Here are my top fifteen picks for most squeezable animal babes:

15. Kittens


Even though kittens scratch, bite, hiss and ruin our favorites pairs of sandals, we still love them anyway. These meowing little balls of fluff have a special place in my heart because they’re so ridiculously cute. Try actually squeezing a kitten and you’ll pay, though.

14. Ducklings


Did you know that ducks have been domesticated as pets and farm animals for more than 500 years? So, if you were thinking about adopting a duck, then I say go for it.

13. Baby wolves


Maybe it’s just because I’m obsessed with Game of Thrones, but lately I’ve been thinking about how cool it would be to have a wolf as a pet. They’re protective, loyal, and smart. And totally wild. And would eat my face off, but whatever.

12. Piglets


Didn’t everyone want a pig after they saw Babe? Or Gordy? Talking pigs must have been really trendy at some point, because both of those movies came out in 1995. I definitely owned both of them.

11. Wombats


Wombat may seem cheerful and docile, but they’re actually pretty aggressive. Terrorized by Tasmanian devils and Dingos, these little guys are up against some wacky predators.

10. Bunnies


Did anyone read Bunnicula as a kid and develop a silly fear of bunnies? I’m not saying I did (okay, yes, I did), but that book was kind of creepy. A vampire bunny? Really? However, I outgrew my phase and grew to love bunnies once again because bunnies one of the most lovable creatures in the world!

9. Chinchillas


Chinchillas are so adorable! Unfortunately, many people think they make great fur coats, and as a result, chinchillas have become an endangered species.

8. Lemurs


Lemurs are my favorite animals to visit at the zoo because they’re so silly and constantly look like they have consumed way too much caffeine. 

7. Ferrets


Even though I’ve heard ferrets make terrible pets and are like cats but crazier and meaner, I still think these guys are pretty cute. Also, when ferrets get excited, they perform the “ferret war dance”  which is pretty endearing.

6. Basset Hounds


Basset hounds have really long ears in order to hold scent near their nose, which makes them excellent trackers. Can they track their way to some Girl Scout Cookies for me, is the real question.

5. Penguins


I just want to hug these round little birds and protect them from all of their predators! They happen to have a lot, actually. Leopard seals, sea lions, orcas, skuas, snakes, sharks, foxes, oil spills, and global warning are all threats to these playful animals.

4. Polar bears


Even though polar bears are darlings to look at, they definitely wouldn’t appreciate being squeezed because they are naturally very solitary animals. And they would totally eat you.

3. Raccoons


Even though raccoons are pesky tricksters, I’ve always secretly wished I had one as a pet. Unfortunately for me, raccoons carry a lot of diseases, like raccoon roundworm, which does not sound fun.

2. Red Panda


This red panda is probably thinking about young bamboo shoots and leaves (the most tender parts) because that is what this furry animal prefers to eat. None of that plebeian, tough, low-quality bamboo for them! They also take 13 hours looking for food, which is about five times as long as I would wait, so I am quite impressed.

1. Fennec Fox


These tiny foxes originate in Africa and shiver if it gets any colder than 68 degrees Fahrenheit. They also purr like cats when they’re happy, which makes me happy.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001006701566 Shanna Hamilton

    My husband and I have five cats and two ferrets, and I can tell you the ferrets are not the jerks of the bunch. There’s also the misconception that they stink. Well yeah, if you don’t clean their cage and bathe them on a proper schedule, just like any other pet you need to maintain. Ferrets giggle when they’re happy and playing with you. When they do the little side hop. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a ferret giggle at you!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=756669064 Charlotte Fonteneau

      Between my brother and myself our family has owned 13 ferrets. They are so far from aggressive. The excited happy hop and absolute joyous squeak is only matched by their absolute intelligence and desire to want to know what their person is doing. They are amazing pets. While smell is brought up often, not true if they are properly cared for. Mine all love to shower, they literally let me know if they want to take one.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001006701566 Shanna Hamilton

        Yes! I have the cutest photos of my ferrets smiling while playing around in the tub. They go crazy for it. If they sneak passed me that’s the first place they go. They love it! All the negative things you hear about ferrets are from people who got them on a whim because they’re a cool pet to say you have, but they never research or understand them. They have so much personality, can be super cuddly and look adorable in a harness when you take them for a walk.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=525535054 Janie Desruisseaux

    Meerkat! Cutest thing in the world!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=705403741 Anna Garbutt

    i love raccoons, they are just too cute! no one seems to think so though. and also, am i the only one who thinks that red pandas are just ginger raccoons?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=698406281 Gina Vaynshteyn

      Red pandas are def. ginger raccoons.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=648472508 Paul A Algee

        This is biologically true. All pandas are related to raccoons (not bears).

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510205275 Ambar Miossotty Gorbea

    You can always get a wolf hybrid if you really want one as a pet. You can really see the wolf features, so it feels like you plucked one out of the wild. My boyfriend and I have one and she is the sweetest, classiest lady.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005615047706 Christine Einsel

    WHERE IS THE QUOKKA?! He is number one.

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