100 Important Things To Know About Season 1 of ‘Downton Abbey'Kate Spencer

Downton Abbey has replaced Breaking Bad, The Wire and Mad Men as the show people are appalled to learn you aren’t watching. Surely someone in your life has gotten way up in your personal space and shouted with disgust, “You haven’t seen Downton Abbey yet? HOW have you not seen Downton Abbey yet?!” And while I too am shocked – in a loving way, of course – that you haven’t seen it, never fear! The second season is about to start on PBS this Sunday, January 8th and you can watch the entire first season on their site or on Netflix Streaming. But if you don’t have the time to devote to the GREATEST SHOW EVER MADE OMG, I am here to help you out.

I’ll be recapping Season 2 here on Hello Giggles, and I’ve got the 100 Most Important Things to Know About Season 1 of Downton Abbey below to help you catch up. Even if you’re a Downton addict, my list will surely reignite your love for the show with a passion stronger than that with which Edith hates Mary. And we all know Edith hates Mary. A LOT.

Let’s get down(ton) to business! [Yep, I went there.]

1. Downton Abbey is a really big house in the British countryside.
2. It is filled with servants.
3. Mr. Carson is the Santa-shaped butler who loves his job. He was once the George Clooney of vaudeville but he’s ashamed of his performing past so it’s best just to act like you don’t know anything.
4. Mrs. Hughes is the housekeeper who chose her work over getting back together with an ex.
5. Mr. Carson and Mrs. Hughes should totally GET IT ON, if only because they share the same bond of loving their jobs over everything else in their lives. That’s something, right?
6. Downton Abbey is also filled with the aristocratic Crawley Family.
7. Mrs. Cora Crawley is American and comes from a family with a butt-load of money. She talks with an accent that can only be described as “Edwardian Madonna”.
8. Mr. Crawley married her for her cash but then they fell in love after they wed, which is something that never really happens, so good for them!
9. Her Ladyship (Mrs. Crawley) knows this, but she’s cool with it. She’s OG like that.
10. Downton Abbey has been in His Lordship’s (Mr. Crawley) family for a bajillion years.
11. The house and the inheritance is tied up in an entail that must go the Mr. Crawley’s next male heir.
12. The Crawleys have three daughters. Oops.
13. Mary is the oldest and is good at moping and being beautiful. All the men folk love her. She suffers from that thing rich kids get where they’re unhappy and unfulfilled because they’ve never had to work for anything and thus have no sense of self.
14. Edith is the middle daughter and bears a striking resemblance to George Washington. She is the Jan Brady to Mary’s Marcia.
15. Sybil is the youngest daughter in the family. She has a brain that she uses to form opinions about things like the suffragette movement and women’s right to wear pants.
16. Mary was engaged to Patrick, the son of her father’s first cousin.
17. Patrick was the male heir to Downton and its fortune.
18. Patrick died on the Titanic, along with his father.
19. =(
20. Mary wasn’t in love with Patrick, so she’s kind of relieved that she’s now free from that ish.
21. She’s like so not into mourning fashion, either.
22. Edith was in love with Patrick and his death devastates her.
23. Did we mention Edith hates Mary? Like, a lot.
24. Patrick’s death means the inheritance and the house now go to a third cousin, Mr. Matthew Crawley.
25. This news freaks everyone out, including their devoted servant army, because they’re all like, “Who the eff is this Matthew guy and what is he going to do to our giant house?”
26. His Lordship’s mother, the Dowager Countess, comes in to regulate the situation.
27. She is an HBIC who wears a cloak like nobody’s business.
28. During this time his Lordship also acquires a new valet named Mr. Bates.
29. A valet is pretty much like a personal assistant, but old school style. They help you get your clothes on and refresh the biscuit jar beside your bed and listen to you complain about your obscenely privileged life.
30. Also British peeps pronounce valet with a hard “t”. Who knew?
31. Despite being kinda pudgy and old, Mr. Bates is way handsome and lovely and sweet and quiet and humble and did I mention I love Mr. Bates?
32. Mr. Bates is also crippled from the African War (I think this is the Boer War? Historians? Anyone?) and walks with a cane. But don’t let it get you down – he doesn’t.
33. Except for that one episode, where he tries to fix it by wearing a painful contraption that slices into his sweet, pasty British skin.
34. MOVING ON…
35. Thomas, the smoldering, sexy footman, wanted that valet position.
36. He goes out of his way to destroy Mr. Bates’ reputation around the estate.
37. (He also has an affair with the Duke of Crowborough, who visits Downton to court Mary. Smexy!)
38. He does this with the help of O’Brien, Mrs. Crawley’s maid and resident crazy lady with weird sideburns.
39. They try to frame him as a thief a couple of times, but Bates manages to foil their plans with the help of Anna, the hot head house maid.
40. Anna loves Mr. Bates.
41. Mr. Bates loves Anna.
42. Mr. Bates is also a recovering alcoholic with a wife and a PAST, and he carries a lot of shame about this. Poor guy.
43. Anna shares a room with Gwen, a maid who secretly teaches herself to type.
44. She eventually lands a secretary gig with Sybil’s help. Girl power, 1916 style!
45. Sybil is all about rejecting aristocracy and giving the finger to the class system. Badass.
46. She’s also all about the family chauffeur, Bronson, who is a politically active hunk.
47. Meanwhile, Mary is mostly obsessed with moping and men.
48. She takes a lover, a Turkish dignitary with killer hair named Mr. Pamuk, who visits Downton with his friend Mr. Napier, who is courting Mary.
49. After much flirting, Mr. Pamuk sneaks into Mary’s room with the help of Thomas the footman.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=51906484 Robin Karnes

    Hello Giggles + Downton Abbey = INTERNET EXPLOSION OF HAPPINESS AND RAINBOWS

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1240396088 Karissa Garcia

    Team Sybil! Anyone who likes Sybil less than her sisters is clearly unfit to marry!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sportzgrl3 Mandy Searle

    My two new favorite things coming together made my week!! This show rules my life. September is so far away.

  • http://www.facebook.com/daneisha.davis Daneisha Lynette

    Ok first off, I always thought this show was called DowntoWn Abbey! Lol! Secondly, I tried watching the first episode on netflix, but I just couldn’t get into it. No worries, I’ll try again. And lastly, #50 made me LOL.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002408674149 Ana Lugo

    I only discovered Downtown Abbey last week while flipping channels.. I was immediately hooked! Thank God for reruns.. I can’t wait til sunday!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002408674149 Ana Lugo

      Downton* Abbey.. lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/purgasonkw Katy Purgason

    Hilarious re-cap.

  • http://www.facebook.com/amc815 Amanda Carvalho

    I love this series so flipping much! Also, I laughed out loud while reading your summary. Thank you for the good time!

  • http://www.facebook.com/amc815 Amanda Carvalho

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=521294146 Lesley Michelle

    Wow! Ok, I will own up to having never heard of this show but I am SO gonna watch that! It sounds like Jane Austen on…I don’t tknow what, but thank you for introducing me to my newest obsession!

  • http://www.facebook.com/noxiez Rebecca Kennedy

    My mam watches is periodically (badum-bum-tch!) as it’s always on when other shows are on she wants to watch, so when it’s on I’ll often catch glimpses of it but I want to get proper into it and watch it from season 1. It’ll be confusing because, living in Ireland, I get to see all British TV shows as they come out, so we’ve already had season 2 (And they’re continuing it for another season!) and we’ve had a christmas special that was aired christmas day. But sure, gotta start somewhere :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/elizabeth.p.fink Elizabeth P. Fink

    Love! I’m so glad the rest of the world has discovered Downton Abbey – can not wait for season two!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=31110782 Joy Hoffmann

    HOORAY! I thought I was the only person to watch this show!! My boyfriend watched it with me, but I was already a few episodes in so it was SO annoying to have to explain all the ins and outs…I’m going to send him a link to this recap and he will be caught up!! I loved #64…you ARE right!! Can’t wait to read your Season 2 recaps… I’m going to go set my DVR now!

  • http://www.facebook.com/afranks Alex Franks

    Can I just say how perfect Maggie Smith is on this show? At the end of the day, the one-upping between her character and Isobel was probably my favorite part. I’m very excited for season 2 to start.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1529072325 Luciana Ortega

    Awesome recap!! Really funny and it reminded me why I love it so much. Also Sybil is amazing!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=740732697 Dyann Pustizzi Tufts

    After reading this, I cannot wait for your recaps! It is spot on (and hilarious) though I expect nothing less from Hello Giggles. I too share the Mr. Bates love! So hoping he finally gets together with Anna in season 2.

  • http://www.facebook.com/trovator Ruthie Trovato

    I love everything about this post and DA. I love Anna/Bate. And that hot political Irish chauffeur. I was sneaky and watched season 2. Just wait for it, y’all, it’s a doozie!

    • http://www.facebook.com/trovator Ruthie Trovato

      *Bates

  • http://www.facebook.com/liddleredhen Jenny Lynn

    Historian stepping in: yes – Mr. Bates fought in the Boer Wars. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1491745249 Sarah Jezior

    omg love this, you, and downton abbey. so flipping excited!

  • http://www.facebook.com/katy.wilson11 Katy Wilson

    Awh, guys ,you are going to love series two! ‘Specially if you love Bates x

  • http://www.facebook.com/carly.herron Carly Herron

    I keep meaning to watch this on Netflix and haven’t gotten around to it, but after this awesome recap, it is happening TODAY!

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