I love Canada. From the brightly painted houses on the coast of Newfoundland to the endless skyline of the prairies, I love it all. I love that we don’t wear shoes in the house (I don’t think I’ll ever understand why people do this). In case you didn’t catch on, I’m Canadian. Putting all of the political reasons aside there are so many reasons I love my country. Here are 10 reasons why I LOVE Canada.
10. Tim Horton’s Ice Capps
The most beautiful heavenly thing you might ever consume.
9. Beer Commercials
Yes, the Bud Light ones are pretty funny but this one has a song.
8. Our Money
In Canada, there’s never confusion after a quick glance over which bill is which. Plus, colourful money is much more exciting (even some of our quarters have colour on them).
Need I say more? (I’d rather not talk about the performance of Canadian teams in the NHL, but rather focus on the amount of Canadians that are on the winning teams.)
6. Corner Gas
One of the funniest TV shows. 100% Canadian. Watch it… now! Sorry.
5. Hawkins Cheezies
These delicious snacks beat out Cheetos any day of the week.
Comfiest clothing ever. Period.
It might be a heart attack on a plate, but it’s totally worth it. If you’ve never had one, go get one ASAP (note: must have cheese curds and dark gravy).
The term ‘winter hat’ just doesn’t cut it when you have to wear one every season.
1. Ryan Gosling
I honestly don’t think an explanation is needed.
Despite the fact that Ryan Gosling is one of us, there are some undeniable cons of being Canadian…
- The Canadian flag is so hard to draw; a maple leaf is not something a grade one student can easily master. Why can’t I be from Japan?
- Colouring a map of Canada in grade 3 is probably the most tedious task.
- Spell-check doesn’t recognize favourite, honour, tonne, colour or neighbour as being real words…