Things That Make Me Nervous 10 Reasons Texting Makes Me Nervous Nicole Paulhus

On my seventh birthday, I was blessed with a Casio Secret Sender 6000. For those of you born after 1990, the Casio Secret Sender 6000 was an electronic diary, phonebook, fortune teller, funny face generator, tv/vcr remote control and secret message sender. AKA, the coolest thing ever. This snazzy device gave us kids growing up in pre-internet times the power to transmit messages up to 28 characters (that’s 112 less than a Tweet!) to a friend sitting within a 25-foot radius (the length of a classroom) via a “magic beam”. Finally, I could chat with my best friend during class without getting an “Often disturbs class by talking,” comment on my report card. It was a whole new world, we could communicate in words sent through the air. It was basically telepathy. It was a fascinating technological feat and I loved my Casio Secret Sender more than anything.

If someone had told seven-year-old me that one day she would have the ability to send text messages of any length to friends across the country, her tiny Power Ranger-loving brain would have exploded. Text messaging is amazing and convenient and I’m so happy to have it in my life. However, like Netflix and Twitter, even things that I love dearly have the ability to make me nervous. Thus, here are ten reasons why texting makes me nervous.

1. Understanding Tone Via Text

It’s so hard to convey tone through text. It’s easier when you know someone and can intuit the meaning based on what you know of their personality and speech patterns. However, if I don’t know a person well and he or she sends a short text without punctuation, I will spend hours analyzing it. A simple, “fine” can be read as either: “Great, that’s fine!” or “Fine, whatever, I hate you.” Sometimes it’s so hard to tell and too awkward to ask.

2. Overcompensating My Tone

As someone who struggles to understand the tone of others via text, I am very self-conscious when writing my own texts. I don’t want to be perceived as rude or disinterested, so I usually end up overcompensating by abusing exclamation points, emoticons and emojis. It’s absurd. If I actually spoke the way I text, I would sound like an over-caffeinated cheerleader always exclaiming things and laughing out loud!!! hahaha lmao ; )

3. Autocorrect

Autocorrect is both my best friend and my worst enemy. It makes it easier to send texts on the fly, but I always run the risk of a major Autocorrect fail if I don’t proof before hitting Send. Teaching Autocorrect all my slang and abbrevs is like owning a Furby all over again, except in this case I can’t quit after a week and give Autocorrect to the dog as a chew toy.

4. Group Texts

Again, like Autocorrect, there are pros and cons to group texting. On the pro side, I can easily get a message out to all my friends at once, making it easier to plan group activities and spread time-sensitive info (gossip). On the con side, sometimes I’m included on group threads I don’t need to be a part of and I spend the entire night clearing texts from my phone that don’t pertain to me, which can make me hate all of my friends and want to smash my phone. There’s also the issue of accidentally texting a group thread when I mean to text an individual person and creating some drama. One time my mother sent me a text saying, “Is she texting you too? She is making me crazy.” referring to my sister who was both on the text chain and sitting three feet from her. Mom learned a very important lesson about group texts that day.

5. Decoding the Crazy

The texts I receive from some of my friends read like partially solved Wheel of Fortune puzzles, hardly any vowels and rarely a complete word. On the other hand, my mother can’t see her screen properly, so her texts are typically just jumbled letters and autocorrect fails. It’s hard to have a conversation with someone when you’re asking, “What?” after each text, so I usually spend a significant amount of time trying to decode their madness. Sometimes it’s fun, like Da Vinci Code, but sometimes it’s frustrating, like Angels & Demons.

6. For Your Eyes Only!

I sent my friend a really ridiculous text one night. The next day she told me that when she received the text, her boyfriend was the one to open it and read it. Um… no! The text in question was relatively harmless, but what if it wasn’t? What if it was something deeply personal meant for my friend and her boyfriend just went ahead and read it? There are friendship codes that need to be respected! I hate knowing that other people might be reading my conversations. It’s such a major violation.

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  1. Group texts are dangerous! A friend of mine accidentally sent a picture of her period schedule to our camp group text instead of just me… so every one with us knew. It was hilarious for everyone, excluding her.

  2. a time that kind of technology was awesome!now is better with the internet and social communities :D

  3. Well said and funny! :)

  4. Yep! It’s that “dead parent”, dead friend” effect what I fear the most…I saw me on that. It’s a neurotic’s Paradise, Our Brave New World! :-D

  5. This past weekend, I realized that I can ROLLER SKATE and TEXT at the same time. My life, as I know it, is complete. It brings the whole “walking and texting” to a whole new level. A level that not many people have accomplished or have even come close to touching. Only took me 32 years to figure that one out! WOOT!

  6. OMG, its all soo true! every single thing! its a frenemie relationship between my phone and i!

  7. Spot on, every single one! LMAO :-)

  8. Spot on, every single on! LMAO :-)

  9. This article is top-notch because it’s ridiculously true! This is why I ditched the cell phone and texting altogether for now. It will become a valued thing when my daughter is older. But for now, I’d rather hear your voice or see you in person.

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