10 Craziest Theories Behind the Missing Malaysia Airlines Plane

It’s been two weeks since Malaysia Airlines flight 370 went missing, and even though many leads have come and gone over the course of the 14-day period, we’ve basically been at square one all along. We’re still asking the question that’s been driving us mad since March 8: where the hell is this plane? But even with more than 25 countries looking for the aircraft and a whole lot of speculation as to where it went, the truth is we may never know what transpired on the potentially fatal flight to Beijing. There are almost as many theories as there are questions on MH 370’s whereabouts. Here are some of the wilder ideas about what happened to the flight.

10. It turned into a “zombie plane/ghost plane”

Some think the aircraft may have flown for hours after everyone on board died from fumes or loss of cabin pressure. Could the plane have drifted on its own before exhausting all fuel and crashing? Though CNN correspondent Suzanne Malveaux says the “zombie plane” theory isn’t totally outrageous, it’s unrealistic given the “behavior of the plane and the crew” of Malaysia Airlines flight 370, as the plane soared to 45,000 feet and turned around. That said, the description itself doesn’t sit well with many people given the grave nature of this search.

“I really don’t like the term ‘zombie plane,'” said William Waldock, a professor at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. “That connotes a sinister aspect to it. But, I’d prefer it to call it a ghost plane. But, we have seen things like this before.”

9. It was swallowed up by a black hole

CNN has considered a lot of unusual things about MH 370, including the possibility of a black hole and supernatural involvement. Last week, Don Lemon questioned on behalf of Twitter users whether black holes, the Bermuda Triangle, or a Lost-esque scenario played any role in the disappearance, stating, “I know it’s preposterous, but is it preposterous, do you think, Mary [Schiavo]?”

Schiavo, the former U.S. Transportation Department inspector general, said “it is” a preposterous notion, adding, “A small black hole would suck in our entire universe so we know it’s not that. [The] Bermuda Triangle is often weather and Lost is a TV show … I always like things for which there’s data, history — crunch the numbers, so for me those aren’t there but I think it’s wonderful that the whole world is trying to help with their theories and I actually love their theories.”

8. It traveled to a secret island like Lost

Some have likened MH 370 to an episode of series Lost, which celebrated its 10-year anniversary in 2014. Though many have taken to Twitter to crank out tired jokes about the TV drama happening in real life, POLITICO correspondent Ben White said it best when he tweeted, “This is not a freaking Lost episode. These are people’s lives.” It seems the people behind Lost understand this as well. At the TV show reunion last week, MH 370 questions were off limits.

7. Hijacking/Terrorism

Authorities concluded that two passengers on board were traveling with stolen passports, opening up the possibility of terrorism and hijacking. Malaysian police said these people were probably seeking asylum. If it was indeed an act of terrorism, why hasn’t anyone stepped up to take credit? Or did the supposed terrorists’ plans go awry?

6. Courtney Love found the plane

As more countries joined the growing team to locate the missing aircraft, Courtney Love decided to give it the old college try as well. The celebrity took to Facebook to post a photo taken near Pulau Perak, where she said the plane had been last “tracked”:

Though many were quick to say it’d be insane if she actually found the aircraft, Tomnod promptly debunked the theory and said it was most likely a boat that Ms. Love spotted in the water. Props to her for using her star power to contribute to search efforts.

5. It really wasn’t all that complicated

As even more theories flooded the Internet last week, pilot Chris Goodfellow brought a novel concept to our attention in a Google+ post republished on Wired. What if the disappearance wasn’t a result of something sinister or conspiratorial after all? What if there was merely an electrical fire and the pilot didn’t have time to call for help before passing out? Goodfellow attests the pilot must have changed course because of an emergency on the plane — a fire, perhaps — and headed for the nearest airport. So why didn’t he notify anyone on the ground of the situation? Well, “[a]viate, navigate, and lastly, communicate is the mantra in such situations.” In other words, it’s better to act quickly in crisis than waste time calling for help. Goodfellow concluded, “What I think happened is the flight crew was overcome by smoke and the plane continued on the heading, probably on George (autopilot), until it ran out of fuel or the fire destroyed the control surfaces and it crashed.”

As it goes with many broad statements and explanations, this one wasn’t well-received with everyone. Slate described the viral article “simple—to a fault. Take other major findings of the investigation into account, and Goodfellow’s theory falls apart…[W]hile it’s true that MH370 did turn toward Langkawi and wound up overflying it, whoever was at the controls continued to maneuver after that point as well, turning sharply right at VAMPI waypoint, then left again at GIVAL. Such vigorous navigating would have been impossible for unconscious men.”

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